Thursday, 23 May 2013

Holiday Fashion - Help needed

I have a problem not on a world changing life or death level but on a fashion front level.

I am fat, I don`t smoke, hardly drink don`t beat up old ladies or get tagged for anti-social behaviour.  Shock horror I do eat cake and chocolate and can`t stick to a diet for more than a week. I don`t want lectures  because guess what I believe most of us self abuse in one way or another.  The foot that goes too hard on the pedal, a lousy relationship that has you reaching for a recreational wine bottle or smoke, or you walk up a mountain in just a tee-shirt. Perfection is so hard to attain isn`t it and I`m just happy to maintain this weight now and not get any bigger.

Dressing is not a problem most of the time but I am going on holiday soon and I have made the most awful fashion mistakes in the past.

 I usually end up looking like a bouncing castle when I try to wear bright clothes or if I stick to say just red I look like a post box. I can cope with winter dressing I actually think I look quite good on this photo. Long skirts, boots a colorful scarf and your done.

Here though I look hideous using dark clothes on a sunny day.

 My best summer effort is this which I wore to Ladies Day at Ascot so I need some serious fashion advice. Where are the amazing accessories? still in the shop because I haven`t a clue how to get it all right.

So far I have avoided packing but the days are ticking off the and my holiday to Turkey draws closer.   Will Linen trousers and a jacket be ok for the airport or will I look like I am going to work? Do three quarter length trousers make me look like a baglady or is it best to just stick to skirts and tops. I can`t believe I have got into my fifties without being fashion savvy. 

Never mind if all else fails I can always airbrush the hell out of the holiday photos.


Warner Carter said...

Having now flown in/out of all the airports in London, London City is definitely the best. Quick departure from the plane, my bag (which I'd checked it) actually came out on the conveyor belt as I walked past, meaning I could just pick it up and go. Taxi Coventry to Heathrow Airport

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