Monday, 21 October 2013

Fantasy Interview with Lily Savage

MY FANTASY INTERVIEW WITH LILY SAVAGE  


 (ENTRY INTO WRITING COMPETITION)


JOB ROLE -  LILY IS BEING INTERVIEWED FOR THE JOB OF NANNY TO TWO ADORABLE?! BOYS

Details of competition here:


#JobAcademy portal

http://www.iamtypecast.com/2013/10/interview-competition.html


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MEET THE BOYS ! (photo from Halloween pinterest board)




Questions I ask Lily and her answers :


Q. I know you can look after dogs but what about kids?


A. Well there is not much difference really, except I wouldn`t walk the kids on a lead. I might tag them though.


Q. If you needed to scold them what would you do?

A. That`s easy tie them to the back door and hit them with a wet mop.


Q. What healthy meals would you cook for them?


A. Cook?! me! its pizza or chips and they will damn well like it. I got cabbage and spuds when I was a kid.


Q. What would you do it they would not go to bed ?

A. Well if I couldn`t hit them with a frying pan, I`d hang them by the ankles out of the window.


Q. How would you help them with their homework?

A. Google, google and eeeem google. I hope they know how to google.


Q. This is a non- smoking household is that a problem for you?

A. Not at all I never touch tobacco!


Pinterest - no monkey business board.


Does Lily get the job?

Yes, I`m sure its the perfect job for her, It is either Lily, boarding school or Borstal for these boys.







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