(ENTRY INTO WRITING COMPETITION)
JOB ROLE - LILY IS BEING INTERVIEWED FOR THE JOB OF NANNY TO TWO ADORABLE?! BOYS
Details of competition here:
include this link to the #JobAcademy portal - http://www.totaljobs.com/insidejob/jobacademy/ (and one to this blog post if you like) - See more at: http://www.iamtypecast.com/2013/10/interview-competition.html#sthash.vlqGlB8h.dpuf
include this link to the #JobAcademy portal - http://www.totaljobs.com/insidejob/jobacademy/ (and one to this blog post if you like) - See more at: http://www.iamtypecast.com/2013/10/interview-competition.html#sthash.vlqGlB8h.dpufhttp://www.totaljobs.com/insidejob/jobacademy/
MEET THE BOYS ! (photo from Halloween pinterest board)
Questions I ask Lily and her answers :
Q. I know you can look after dogs but what about kids?
A. Well there is not much difference really, except I wouldn`t walk the kids on a lead. I might tag them though.
Q. If you needed to scold them what would you do?
A. That`s easy tie them to the back door and hit them with a wet mop.
Q. What healthy meals would you cook for them?
A. Cook?! me! its pizza or chips and they will damn well like it. I got cabbage and spuds when I was a kid.
Q. What would you do it they would not go to bed ?
A. Well if I couldn`t hit them with a frying pan, I`d hang them by the ankles out of the window.
Q. How would you help them with their homework?
A. Google, google and eeeem google. I hope they know how to google.
Q. This is a non- smoking household is that a problem for you?
A. Not at all I never touch tobacco!
Pinterest - no monkey business board.
Does Lily get the job?
Yes, I`m sure its the perfect job for her, It is either Lily, boarding school or Borstal for these boys.